halcyon-ia:

break the rules

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

(Source: blazepress.com, via iwearadeathfrisbeenow)

spicyshimmy:

unanticipated changes made without warning to your social media site

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(via sherlocksblogger10scompanion)

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

(Source: poisonightshade, via eversailedinafirefly)

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

(via primadoctor)

gifcraft:

A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole

gifcraft:

A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole

(via tardismyoldgirl)

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

(via vanconcastiel)

alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

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did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

(Source: me-living-my-life, via the-guilt-of-the-fallen-angel)

feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

(via lady-disdain-is-yet-living)

sexhaver:

a team in last year’s robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed “HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS” to its LCD, and drove back to base

(via tardis-mind-palace)

karlbourbon:

t-high-la420:

gallifreyburning:

#starfleet issue command tops are made of cobwebs and the dreams of small children (via damespock)

#Did they send Kirk stripper versions of Starfleet uniforms by mistake or something?

#they sent him the stripper version but it wasn’t on accident (via captainharleyquinn)